Hit the magical 40-wink mark with a Simba Hybrid Duvet

Fulham have given me plenty of sleepless nights over the past 30 years. And I’m sure it’s the same for you. But I’ve found the secret to a solid eight hours even after you’ve been tearing your hair out for 90 minutes – a Simba Hybrid Duvet. (Ad)

We all know the guys at Simba do mattresses. In fact, mattress manufacturers and podcasts have a storied history of partnering up. Kinda like Cookie and Kit; Hangeland and Hughes; Murphy and Etuhu. I own a mattress (of course), but I’ve only just started using their duvet.

The first thing I’ve got to point out if the fact you can sleep under it all year long. It’s the Chris Baird or Bobby De Cordova-Reid of duvets. It keeps you cool in the summer and warm in the winter. That’s thanks to its Down-like filler, Simba Renew Bio™, designed for lightweight warmth, and Stratos® ‘cool-touch’ tech, which is similar to the science that keeps astronauts cool in space.

It’s got that weight to it – like a perfect searching ball from the base of midfield feeding Adama Traore’s charging run. There’s no annoying clumping – the Hybrid Duvet features square stitched filling, preventing uneven coverage. You could say it’s as disciplined as a Roy Hodgson XI.

And, crucially, it’s machine washable, so you can bung it in the washer whenever you like – because there’s nothing better than a clean sheet, is there?

Do yourself a favour – grab one of these today and get to the magical 40-wink mark way before the season hits squeaky bum time.