Posts by Cameron Ramsey

These articles are bloody time sensitive so we, as writers and editors, have to move fairly briskly in order to get them out, before most of the stories within stagnate or come to fruition in the meantime. On Saturday evening, we were treated to a tasty double signing as Paulo Gazzaniga and Harry Wilson joined the club - Marco Silva's stamping his mark and we just love to see it. This is our second dip into this summer's transfer rumour pool and there's more than enough to get you hot under the collar.

Cam looks at the happy return of a Craven Cottage hero as a new era dawns in SW6.

Before you all foam from the mouth, we are aware that all four of these slightly outdated, baseless transfer rumours really have no place, at all, as things stand for Fulham but, as off-field matters regarding a new head honcho of the technical area are also masked in speculative mystery, allow us to fan some flames, please? Silly season's turned brain-dead stupid and we all need something else to distract our attentions with. How are we honestly expected to cope without Euro 2020 games until Friday for the love of all things Federico Chiesa!?

Clappers-in-hand, 2,000 enlivened Fulham fans, scattered across the Hammersmith and Putney End terraces, witnessed Steve Bruce's Newcastle United claim 12th spot in the standings with a 2-0 victory against Scott Parker's Championship-bound rabble. The loss was meaningless, a formality, however ending the season on a softened high would've been an alleviating vaccine for a torrid campaign riddled with injustice, falsehoods and outrage, but there would be no last-gasp hurrah, no sarcastic adieu, just a prolonged mewl of perpetual disdain and dismay.

Cam runs the rule over our hard-earned point at Old Trafford on Tuesday.

Cam takes a look back - as only he can - at our loss on the south coast.

That relegation-defining nail's dangled ominously for a lifetime and Sean Dyche's Burnley drove it into Fulham's Premier League coffin, reading our last rites with a foreseeable 2-0 victory. Bowing out without a whimper, Scott Parker summarised this condemning defeat with loaded statements, dressed dismissively, holding his hand up to our demise whilst inadvertently accusing unnamed affiliates. Protests won't relieve us of Tony Khan but I genuinely hope that as our distracted, unqualified excuse of a DoF - who's presumably maturing - he'll also own a hefty, deserving slice of accountability.

There was no celebratory slice of Cuthbert the Caterpillar on Scott Parker's 100th game in charge of Fulham. The Whites held their breath, Mikel Arteta's party-crashing Arsenal blew out the candles. No Premier League triumph in the capital in 23 attempts, no victory at either the Emirates or Highbury in the league, ever, and as we digest a draw that stings like another deflating defeat, we're now pondering the possibility of a null and void season, safe for another year in the top-flight, thanks to the timely, albeit despicable announcement of the European Super League.