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The relationship between Fulham's manager and striker is already dividing fans - but Rhys knows which side he's on.

That relegation-defining nail's dangled ominously for a lifetime and Sean Dyche's Burnley drove it into Fulham's Premier League coffin, reading our last rites with a foreseeable 2-0 victory. Bowing out without a whimper, Scott Parker summarised this condemning defeat with loaded statements, dressed dismissively, holding his hand up to our demise whilst inadvertently accusing unnamed affiliates. Protests won't relieve us of Tony Khan but I genuinely hope that as our distracted, unqualified excuse of a DoF - who's presumably maturing - he'll also own a hefty, deserving slice of accountability.

Dan Cooke points the finger firmly at Tony Khan and his efforts as our Director of Football.

What ratings out of 10 would you give tonight's Fulham team for their performance against Burnley at Craven Cottage?

Jack Stroudley dissects the impact our loan signings have had throughout the season.

Mike looks at RLC’s season to find out how it’s gone so wrong for our Chelsea loanee.

Drew digs out his old Dictaphone to listen to what our Division One-winning heroes remember about their incredible feat.

Dan Cooke digs into the numbers to look at our tendency to ship late heartbreakers.

There was no celebratory slice of Cuthbert the Caterpillar on Scott Parker's 100th game in charge of Fulham. The Whites held their breath, Mikel Arteta's party-crashing Arsenal blew out the candles. No Premier League triumph in the capital in 23 attempts, no victory at either the Emirates or Highbury in the league, ever, and as we digest a draw that stings like another deflating defeat, we're now pondering the possibility of a null and void season, safe for another year in the top-flight, thanks to the timely, albeit despicable announcement of the European Super League.

What ratings out of 10 would you give today's Fulham team for their performance against Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium?

Dan Cooke cracks open the numbers to find the real reason we've struggled to put the ball in the net this season.

Tim looks at where we go next season if we fall through the dreaded Premier League trapdoor.

As the cameraman panned to the touchline, fixed firmly on Scott Parker's grimace, we all felt it. Shocked to the core at the sight of an oily steroid specimen blast his first goal in 16 months, as well as a late, crushing winner for Nuno Espírito Santo's Wolverhampton Wanderers, hearts sunk, hands cradled heads and even the most opinionated of fans was left utterly speechless, staring forlornly at the patterns on living room rugs.

What ratings out of 10 would you give tonight's Fulham team for their performance against Wolverhampton Wanderers at Craven Cottage?

Dan Cooke digs into the numbers to see how we can collect all three points on Friday.

We all rejoiced when Mitro returned to the starting XI against villa - but we have to do more for him, as Colm explains.

Are things brighter than they were last time we stared into the Premier League abyss?

What exactly has happened to Ivan Cavaleiro? Our data analyst SW6Stats crunches the numbers.