Read it and weep, Fulham still haven't won a top-flight 'London Derby' since 2014, 19 capital meetings and counting, and Saturday's bore score draw against West Ham United was arguably the closest we've come to exiling that embarrassing record, a statistic we just can't shake for love, money or survival.
What are your Fulham player ratings for today's performance against West Ham United at Craven Cottage?
Mike Forrest asks some questions about our lack of attacking guile.
After a disappointing week, we take a look at what lies ahead and what we need to do to survive.
Louis Wishlade digs into how the disappearance of gambling firms in football could hit the Whites.
Ladies and gentlemen, that was Leicester City's first win at Craven Cottage in nearly 38 years and without Jamie Vardy, Kelechi Iheanacho, who hadn't scored in 15 outings, throttled his duck to open the scoring for the Foxes, leaving Fulham treading in deep, deep water at the foot of the table.
What ratings out of 10 would you give tonight's Fulham team for their performance against Leicester City at Craven Cottage?
Colm O’Donnell argues we should be excited about our upcoming Cottage double-header.
Cam looks back at what our January exits say about a bygone era.
Charles says our Danish centre-back stands out as proof that signing late isn't always a bad thing.
Colm O'Donnell looks back on the at-times baffling takes from the Beeb as Fulham is brought to the masses.
I've never known a Fulham side quite like this one. It fluctuates, in and out, hot and cold, and though we're cut adrift, up shit creak without a paddle, I can't help but feel there's hope for this consigned, on the fritz ensemble yet. Sam Allardyce labelled Saturday's meeting 'season-defining' and Scott Parker, dismissing the statement, wasn't as twitchy.
What ratings out of 10 would you give today's Fulham team for their performance against West Bromwich Albion at The Hawthorns?
In his debut piece, Louis Wishlade digs into our scoring struggles and offers up some solutions.
In his debut piece, Colm O'Donnell says maybe we don’t need to delve into the transfer market this weekend.
There's 90 minutes we'll never get back. I know we're not exactly doing much, with this third lockdown business, and neither are Fulham on the training field, evidently, because absolutely nothing has changed or evolved concerning our alarmingly docile offensive mechanism.
Let us know what you'd score each player for their performance against Brighton and Hove Albion at Amex Stadium.
After another game without a goal, Mike says it’s time for Parker to go on the attack.
What ratings out of 10 would you give today's Fulham team for their performance against Burnley at Craven Cottage in the FA Cup 4th round?