Menu toggle

Writing

Five Thoughts: Fulham 1-2 Manchester United

Scott Parker faced an old adversary in Ole Gunnar Solskjær on Wednesday night and it was his men that broke the deadlock in the opening stages. Fulham, under Parker's guidance, had never lost a game where they'd gone ahead but, similar to the 0-0 home record that stood for basically a decade, that accomplishment was washed away in the downpour.

21st January 2021

Five Thoughts: Fulham 0-1 Chelsea

Fat Frank Lampard will be pleased that those viral memes of his inflated face have stopped circulating, for now, as Chelsea's visit to the river promised a derby day victory against Scott Parker's depleted single point enthusiasts. Straying from Stamford Bridge, the Blues flaunted the local bragging rights, which they've held for some time now, and returned to the dog track, safe in the knowledge that their strikers are nearly as shite as ours.

17th January 2021

Five Thoughts: Tottenham Hotspur 1-1 Fulham

Scott Parker allowed his men to do all the talking on his behalf on Wednesday evening. Scripts are regularly strewn when Fulham's a member of the cast and against another title-chasing monopoliser, directed by another petulant prima donna, the Whites wrote their own plot with an unforeseen ending.

14th January 2021

January Transfer Rumour Round-Up: Part 1

Silly season combined with the lingering Covid-induced malaise we've grown to accept. Yes, it's a new year with fresh beginnings, but not as we've ever known it. Fulham's most recent scheduled meetings have been cancelled due to the pandemic, and certain players' moronic festive antics, although the perennial want for reinforcements remains and Scott Parker has expressed his intentions for the coming month.

3rd January 2021

Signing Off: We Are One

2020, has pushed us all to the brink, the edge of sanity, and as 2021 approaches at breakneck speed, a brief moment of reflection's in order because we, as Fulham fans, have experienced it all.

31st December 2020

Five Thoughts: Fulham 0-0 Southampton

Fulham's merry meeting with Southampton was the footballing equivalent of a traditional Lynx Africa set. On the day, it's mildly underwhelming but in the long-run, it's an understated life saver. Ralph Hasenhüttl's side couldn't poop on the party in SW6 because Stuart Gray and Matt Wells initiated a tier system that stranded the seasiders on the banks of the Thames, via Scott Parker's Zoom-issued instructions.

27th December 2020

The best and worst Fulham moments Of 2020

Parker’s passion, Tony’s tweets, and a playoff final behind closed doors; Marco De Novellis rounds up the best and worst Fulham moments of a frankly ridiculous 2020.

21st December 2020

Five Thoughts: Newcastle United 1-1 Fulham

Howay the lads only come away with one point? I know, terrible pun, and that isn't the worst of it, as we'll discover and revise as this article thickens with anguish and disdain. Hold on, though, there's also notable reasons to be cheerful, upbeat and chipper, so sod the tier system, we're all in this together.

20th December 2020

Five Thoughts: Fulham 0-0 Brighton & Hove Albion

In 196 games, 3413 days all in all, Fulham had not drawn a game 0-0 at Craven Cottage but all good things, even if it isn't necessarily exciting to say the least, have to come to an end at some point in history, and though it wasn't the most illustrious of records, it's a statistic that'll be missed dearly for a sorrowful day, or two.

17th December 2020

Enjoy Fulhamish?

Help support our independent coverage by supporting us monthly on Levellr.
Support Here