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Colm O'Donnell looks back on the at-times baffling takes from the Beeb as Fulham is brought to the masses.

I've never known a Fulham side quite like this one. It fluctuates, in and out, hot and cold, and though we're cut adrift, up shit creak without a paddle, I can't help but feel there's hope for this consigned, on the fritz ensemble yet. Sam Allardyce labelled Saturday's meeting 'season-defining' and Scott Parker, dismissing the statement, wasn't as twitchy.

What ratings out of 10 would you give today's Fulham team for their performance against West Bromwich Albion at The Hawthorns?

In his debut piece, Louis Wishlade digs into our scoring struggles and offers up some solutions.

In his debut piece, Colm O'Donnell says maybe we don’t need to delve into the transfer market this weekend.

There's 90 minutes we'll never get back. I know we're not exactly doing much, with this third lockdown business, and neither are Fulham on the training field, evidently, because absolutely nothing has changed or evolved concerning our alarmingly docile offensive mechanism.

Let us know what you'd score each player for their performance against Brighton and Hove Albion at Amex Stadium.

After another game without a goal, Mike says it’s time for Parker to go on the attack.

What ratings out of 10 would you give today's Fulham team for their performance against Burnley at Craven Cottage in the FA Cup 4th round?

Scott Parker faced an old adversary in Ole Gunnar Solskjær on Wednesday night and it was his men that broke the deadlock in the opening stages. Fulham, under Parker's guidance, had never lost a game where they'd gone ahead but, similar to the 0-0 home record that stood for basically a decade, that accomplishment was washed away in the downpour.

With our unbeaten run over, Mike says it’s time to go out and get some cutting edge, before it’s too late.

He's been out of favour of late, but we need to consider making room for our Serbian stirker, says Tim.

Fat Frank Lampard will be pleased that those viral memes of his inflated face have stopped circulating, for now, as Chelsea's visit to the river promised a derby day victory against Scott Parker's depleted single point enthusiasts. Straying from Stamford Bridge, the Blues flaunted the local bragging rights, which they've held for some time now, and returned to the dog track, safe in the knowledge that their strikers are nearly as shite as ours.

What are your Fulham player ratings for today's performance against Chelsea at Craven Cottage?

Scott Parker allowed his men to do all the talking on his behalf on Wednesday evening. Scripts are regularly strewn when Fulham's a member of the cast and against another title-chasing monopoliser, directed by another petulant prima donna, the Whites wrote their own plot with an unforeseen ending.

Our recent run might not have happened if it wasn't for our man between the sticks, as Rhys explains.

What ratings out of 10 would you give today's Fulham team for their performance against Tottenham Hotspur at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium?

Drew says it’s not working out for our Chelsea loanee, and it might be time to cut our losses.