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Dan Cooke digs into the numbers to look at our tendency to ship late heartbreakers.

There was no celebratory slice of Cuthbert the Caterpillar on Scott Parker's 100th game in charge of Fulham. The Whites held their breath, Mikel Arteta's party-crashing Arsenal blew out the candles. No Premier League triumph in the capital in 23 attempts, no victory at either the Emirates or Highbury in the league, ever, and as we digest a draw that stings like another deflating defeat, we're now pondering the possibility of a null and void season, safe for another year in the top-flight, thanks to the timely, albeit despicable announcement of the European Super League.

What ratings out of 10 would you give today's Fulham team for their performance against Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium?

Dan Cooke cracks open the numbers to find the real reason we've struggled to put the ball in the net this season.

Tim looks at where we go next season if we fall through the dreaded Premier League trapdoor.

As the cameraman panned to the touchline, fixed firmly on Scott Parker's grimace, we all felt it. Shocked to the core at the sight of an oily steroid specimen blast his first goal in 16 months, as well as a late, crushing winner for Nuno Espírito Santo's Wolverhampton Wanderers, hearts sunk, hands cradled heads and even the most opinionated of fans was left utterly speechless, staring forlornly at the patterns on living room rugs.

What ratings out of 10 would you give tonight's Fulham team for their performance against Wolverhampton Wanderers at Craven Cottage?

Dan Cooke digs into the numbers to see how we can collect all three points on Friday.

We all rejoiced when Mitro returned to the starting XI against villa - but we have to do more for him, as Colm explains.

Are things brighter than they were last time we stared into the Premier League abyss?

What exactly has happened to Ivan Cavaleiro? Our data analyst SW6Stats crunches the numbers.

Scott Parker's "Putney River Rats" were drowned out in the closing stages by Dean Smith's resilient European contenders and with Newcastle United scrounging a last-ditch draw against Tottenham Hotspur, salvation is still marginally out of reach, shelved by a north African assailant and an England debutant at Villa Park. It all went a little wrong for the visitors, jeers soon muted cheers and on Easter Sunday, a day of sweet rejoicing and diabetes, a sour taste loitered in the mouths of Fulham's gobsmacked disciples.

What ratings out of 10 would you give today's Fulham team for their performance against Aston Villa at Villa Park?

Drew looks a list of players who share the dubious honour of donning the white of Fulham just once.

Jack Stroudley asks whether our Serbian's international double will kick-start his season - and our survival push.

The better team won and that's basically all there is to it. Standing with Scott Parker's post-match presser, Fulham were vastly disappointing, discouraging and we deserved absolutely nothing from Friday evening's 2-1 defeat against Marcelo Bielsa's Leeds United. Whenever the Peacocks play, they're accompanied by a media wank fest but in SW6, as they registered their first victory in the capital in 17 attempts, the plaudits were fully merited.

Let us know what you'd score each player for their performance against Leeds United at Craven Cottage.

The Riverside development will increase seating capacity, but also "enhance the amenities" for all to enjoy. But what does this really mean?