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Fat Frank Lampard will be pleased that those viral memes of his inflated face have stopped circulating, for now, as Chelsea's visit to the river promised a derby day victory against Scott Parker's depleted single point enthusiasts. Straying from Stamford Bridge, the Blues flaunted the local bragging rights, which they've held for some time now, and returned to the dog track, safe in the knowledge that their strikers are nearly as shite as ours.

What are your Fulham player ratings for today's performance against Chelsea at Craven Cottage?

Scott Parker allowed his men to do all the talking on his behalf on Wednesday evening. Scripts are regularly strewn when Fulham's a member of the cast and against another title-chasing monopoliser, directed by another petulant prima donna, the Whites wrote their own plot with an unforeseen ending.

Our recent run might not have happened if it wasn't for our man between the sticks, as Rhys explains.

What ratings out of 10 would you give today's Fulham team for their performance against Tottenham Hotspur at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium?

Drew says it’s not working out for our Chelsea loanee, and it might be time to cut our losses.

Former club programme writer Michael Heatley pays tribute to a club great.

Silly season combined with the lingering Covid-induced malaise we've grown to accept. Yes, it's a new year with fresh beginnings, but not as we've ever known it. Fulham's most recent scheduled meetings have been cancelled due to the pandemic, and certain players' moronic festive antics, although the perennial want for reinforcements remains and Scott Parker has expressed his intentions for the coming month.

2020, has pushed us all to the brink, the edge of sanity, and as 2021 approaches at breakneck speed, a brief moment of reflection's in order because we, as Fulham fans, have experienced it all.

Fulham's merry meeting with Southampton was the footballing equivalent of a traditional Lynx Africa set. On the day, it's mildly underwhelming but in the long-run, it's an understated life saver. Ralph Hasenhüttl's side couldn't poop on the party in SW6 because Stuart Gray and Matt Wells initiated a tier system that stranded the seasiders on the banks of the Thames, via Scott Parker's Zoom-issued instructions.

What ratings out of 10 would you give today's Fulham team for their performance against Southampton at Craven Cottage?

Parker’s passion, Tony’s tweets, and a playoff final behind closed doors; Marco De Novellis rounds up the best and worst Fulham moments of a frankly ridiculous 2020.

Mike takes a closer look at the events of Saturday night.

Howay the lads only come away with one point? I know, terrible pun, and that isn't the worst of it, as we'll discover and revise as this article thickens with anguish and disdain. Hold on, though, there's also notable reasons to be cheerful, upbeat and chipper, so sod the tier system, we're all in this together.

What ratings out of 10 would you give tonight's Fulham team for their performance against Newcastle United at St. James' Park?

In 196 games, 3413 days all in all, Fulham had not drawn a game 0-0 at Craven Cottage but all good things, even if it isn't necessarily exciting to say the least, have to come to an end at some point in history, and though it wasn't the most illustrious of records, it's a statistic that'll be missed dearly for a sorrowful day, or two.

As Parker’s Fulham begin to show glimpses of the defensive solidarity that helped them to promotion last season, Rhys takes a look at why the obsession with possession on the banks of the Thames has come to a necessary end.

What player rating out of 10 would you give each of the Fulham team for their performance against Brighton and Hove Albion in Wednesday’s Premier League clash?